Q: What is your name?
A: I’m David.
Q. Where do you live?
Q. Where exactly?
A: Second star to the right, and straight on till morning.
Q. Are you straight, gay, bisexual or pansexual?
Q. Are you single?
A: I’m a crazy cat lady. So, yes.
Q. Is it you in the icon?
Q. Will you check my blog out?
A: I can’t imagine why you’d want me to, but sure.
Q. Do you think your blog is quality?
A: Does it really matter either way?
Q. How come you never reply to your messages?
A: Because I get one a month.
A: Maybe if you ask nicely enough?
A: I own nothing except the picture in my icon.
A: No Twitter, no Myspace. You can add me on Facebook if you like: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000167584510