As you may have gathered from the Infrequently Asked Questions page, my name is David. I’m 19 years old, made in Australia (but with ingredients imported from Wales). I’m bisexual and fairly open about it.
I’m an emotional guy, I wear my heart on my sleeve, and that makes some people uncomfortable. Deal with it. I like to think I’m caring but I can happily admit to being sarcastic, a cynic, and often just an enormous douchebag. If you’re worth it, you should only experience the former.
I love film, theatre, TV, and music. They’re my passions in life, and I want a career in that field. Odds are if you share my passions in these fields (or if you can sing/play an instrument), we’ll get along just fine.
I’m heavily flawed. I act without thinking, and I think but never act on it. I have a fairly low opinion of myself and I cover that with fairly inappropriate humour. I’m also insanely clucky; if the only thing I achieved in life was having kids, I’d be content. I don’t think I’ll ever find someone to have kids with, but it’s the dream.
Harry Potter was a big part of my childhood, but I secretly always preferred Ursula LeGuin’s “Earthsea” series. Like Harry Potter, but more adult, sadly less mainstream, and they made a Miyazaki anime about it a few years back. Check it out.
That’s all, folks. Don’t forget to check out the gift shop on your way out.