njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.– Tupac Shakur (via ruthless-villain)
daisykettering: athelstansbaldspot: mytardishaswings: femmederqueer: WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED OH MY GOD TALK ABOUT A PLOT TWIST
oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyones immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
apartyinmyeyesocket: blackbirdrose: bennetwilcox: IT’S THE SAME GUY FROM LAST YEAR #he’s like the doctor and river’s awkward lovechild am I the only one thinking
vardaesque: burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a...
raging-woodcock: Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobblytimeturners: somewherethats-green: the worst fuckin thing is “oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “do you draw? you do? DRAW ME” like no “you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY” “you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “You speak that language?! Say...
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
if you drink enough vodka it tastes like love